At It Again!

I thought that every one would like to know that the “Ornery Nameless Lady” has resurfaced in a different form. That's right, instead of being a “Nice-Man-Hating Ornery Nameless Lady” she has now come back in the form of a “Blog Bullying Ornery Nameless Lady.” Just read the comments on Shellie’s most recent post. As far as I know, this is a free country and we the people have the right to post or not to post. We shouldn't be subjected to the tyranny and oppression of being forced to post against our will. All of the “Patriots” out there reading this should rise up and help put a stop to this act of terrorism, that a member of our dear family is being subjected to. Will you not help and fight the evil that has been forced upon one of our own? Let us all vote this day to ban Blog Bullies from being allowed to view our blogs. Who’s with me?!

We're too Poor!

The other day Sydney dragged me to watch P.S. I Love You at the Cinema 8 here in Cedar City.

And while we were in line to buy some popcorn, I noticed there was a contest to win one of these.

A Yamaha Raptor, and since Sydney was bored, because she was waiting in line, I told her to go and enter that contest. Yes, I know it was not very smart, but I thought the hassle would be worth a Four-Wheeler like that.

So, a few weeks went by and I got a phone call from some guy saying I didn't win the four-wheeler, but I did win a air fair and a 2 night stay in San Diego or a 3 night stay in Las Vegas, and all I had to do was drive to St. George and listen to a 90 minute presentation on what World Mark by Wyndham was all about.
I thought, "Sure why not, I can put up with that and I might be able to use the hotel stay in Las Vegas for work." So last night Sydney and I drove to St. George for our 5 month anniversary and to listen to their little schpeel. Anyway the lady started to ask us what we did for work and I told her, "We are full time students." She was like, "but you do work right?" I said, "Part time, and Sydney doesn't even get taxable wages." Then she asked, "So about how much do you make in year?" I told her, "I think I made about 20,000 last year." She apologized and said, "They should have told you on the phone that you needed to make at least 40,000 a year to qualify for the prize, because we won't do our presentation to people who can't afford to buy our timeshares." "Oh well, they didn't tell me that on the phone." So she gave us a 10 dollar gas card for driving down and sent us on our way. So we went and talked to Mom, told her our story and while we were there I got another phone call from the Wyndham people telling me I had missed my appointment. I told her, "I went there and they told me I don't make enough money to win the prize." She said she was sorry and left me alone. So there you have it we are officially too poor to win a drawing. So if Shellie thinks I'm cheap I can tell I can't afford not to be. And that phone wasn't free with an upgrade by the way you turd. -Logan

I am so spoiled!

Yesterday my phone was eligible for an upgrade and Logan absolutely spoiled me! He bought me the phone I have been wanting for months, a year even. He got me the new Blue Mint Chocolate! He even surprised me with a 2 GB Micro SD card (I think that's what it is). I love it so much! It will, of course, take some getting used to but it is so much better than my old phone which wouldn't ring (unless I was in class of course). My phone woes are over! Thanks baby, I love you!
-Sydney

Logan's Rafting Song

I've also wrote one for myself. I comes from a song by Brad Paisley, called "I'm gonna miss her."

Well I love her
But I love to raft
I spend all day in this apartment
And worried is all she gets
But today she went down to Dixie
Said she’s behind in school
It seems that she can’t go on this trip
She’ll be takin’ summer school when we shove off in June

We’ll I’m gonna miss her
Till I get home
Right now I’m on this river
And I’m floatn’ in the sun
I’m sure it will hit me
When I sweat in my tent at night
Yeah I’m gonna miss her
I’m, itchy there, mosquito bite

Now there’s a chance
That if I hurry
I could leave a later day
But the rivers right
And the flow is perfect
No tellin’ what she’ll learn in class today

So I’m gonna miss her
Till I get home
Right now I’m on this river
And I’m floatn’ in the sun
I’m sure it will hit me
When I sweat in my tent at night
Yeah I’m gonna miss her
I’m, itchy there, mosquito bite

Posted by Logan

Sydney's Rafting Song

Syndey is a big fan of, famed country music singer, Garth Brooks.
She has told me on numerous occasions that the song "Rodeo" is her rafting song, so I wrote a rafting version just for her. Here it is it's called "Floatn' Boats"






His arms are cold and restless
His burns have almost healed
And she’d give half of Sevier
Just to change the way he feels
She knows his love’s in Utah
And she knows he’s gonna go
Well it ain’t no woman flesh and blood
It’s that damned old floatn’ boats

(Chorus)

Well it’s waves and bugs
It’s DEET and mud
It’s the roar of the rapid sound
It’s the white of his butt cheeks
The smell of the good eats
He’ll flip and Cash will drown
It’s pads and straps
It’s Hooters hats
It’s shorts and mosquitoes
It’s the oars and the frame
And the joy and the pain
And they call the thing floatn’ boats

She does her best to scold him
When his love comes to call
But his need for it controls him
And her butt can’t swim at all
And it’s so long babe I’ll see you
When it’s time for him to go
You know the woman wants her rafter
Like he wants his rowing boats

- Chorus -

It’ll drive his Sydney crazy
It’ll drive his mom insane
And he’ll pack up everything he needs
Just to put it all away
And a muddy raft and some muddy pants
Is all he’ll have to show
For all the days that he spent chasin’
This dream they call floatn’ boats

- Chorus -

It’s the rocks and the bugs
It’s the holes and the mud
And they call the thing floatn’ boats

Posted by Logan